[Assistant]
# ThinkGeek :: T-Shirts :: Perl Camel

Value: 06
Project: Bert.ForSale (../../../Projects/Bert%20ForSale%20164ffa30cf0b8073978ee2cdb6269ce7.md)
Effort: ≤ 15 min_Quick
Impact: Fairly High
moving?: None
Edited: January 20, 2026 7:44 PM
Status: Idea
Urgency: Flexible
My Day: No
Parent task: ThinkGeek Sherts (https://www.notion.so/ThinkGeek-Sherts-c17d6262cf0546e987039fba2748d42b?pvs=21)

[https://web.archive.org/web/20010614115529/http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/things/321a.html](https://web.archive.org/web/20010614115529/http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/things/321a.html)

[Untitled](ThinkGeek%20T-Shirts%20Perl%20Camel%20d2b5-9ff0/Untitled%20c5b00bce3d674e94b942bc5d2a837f88.csv)

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ThinkGeek :: T-Shirts :: Perl Camel


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# ThinkGeek :: T-Shirts :: RSA Dolphin

Value: 06
Project: Bert.ForSale (../../../Projects/Bert%20ForSale%20164ffa30cf0b8073978ee2cdb6269ce7.md)
Effort: ≤ 15 min_Quick
Impact: Fairly High
moving?: None
Edited: January 20, 2026 7:44 PM
Status: Idea
Urgency: Flexible
My Day: No
Parent task: ThinkGeek Sherts (https://www.notion.so/ThinkGeek-Sherts-c17d6262cf0546e987039fba2748d42b?pvs=21)

[https://web.archive.org/web/20010608183450/http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/things/31fe.html](https://web.archive.org/web/20010608183450/http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/things/31fe.html)

**Front:**

**Back:**

*Check Out Action Shots Of This Item:*

heute!? heute!?heute!?     Vipul Ved Prakash authored this most excellent Perl shirt. It's a diminutive implementation of RSA that does encryption/decryption and 2048-bit key generation. This item can now be exported.

Here's a more detailed description of the shirt from Vipul himself:

*"I spent a couple of spare evenings of January '99 working on the RSA code. The first versions used Ilya's perl interface to PARI, a number theory library developed at Université Bordeaux 1, for its number theoretic functions. This code was too "meaty" to be a dolphin so I turned to dc, a popular reverse-polish calculator with terse syntax, for doing most of the computation.*

*The version printed on this t-shirt uses PARI for computing random primes required at key generation and dc for number crunching. The perl glue prepares text and commands to be fed to dc and PARI and provides the necessary application logic.*

*During encryption the plain text is broken down into blocks and padded with random sequences. These random streams are ignored at decryption. It's possible to generate and use 2048-bit (or larger) keys since both PARI and dc do arbitrary precision calculations."*

- [Vipul's Munition's Page](https://web.archive.org/web/20010608183450/http://munitions.vipul.net/)
- [PARI/GP Homepage and Sources](https://web.archive.org/web/20010608183450/http://www.parigp-home.de/)
- [Original RSA Paper (PostScript!)](https://web.archive.org/web/20010608183450/http://theory.lcs.mit.edu/~rivest/rsapaper.ps)
- [The Source for this shirt](https://web.archive.org/web/20010608183450/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/rsa-dolphin.html)
- [Larger view of the dolphin image](https://web.archive.org/web/20010608183450/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/dolphin-back-largeview.jpg)

The shirt is Navy with Indian ocean blue text. Perl shebang on the front, diminutive RSA Perl code on the back with comments on usage beneath.

| **Price:** | $14.99 |
| --- | --- |
| **Color:**  | navy navynavy |
| **Quantity:** |  |
| **Size:** | XL MM LL XLXL XXLXXL |
|  |  |
|  |  |

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ThinkGeek :: T-Shirts :: RSA Dolphin


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# ThinkGeek :: T-Shirts :: bourne again believer

Value: 06
Project: Bert.ForSale (../../../Projects/Bert%20ForSale%20164ffa30cf0b8073978ee2cdb6269ce7.md)
Effort: ≤ 15 min_Quick
Impact: Fairly High
moving?: None
Edited: January 20, 2026 7:44 PM
Status: Idea
Urgency: Flexible
My Day: No
Parent task: ThinkGeek Sherts (https://www.notion.so/ThinkGeek-Sherts-c17d6262cf0546e987039fba2748d42b?pvs=21)

[https://web.archive.org/web/20010413160747/http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/things/323b.html](https://web.archive.org/web/20010413160747/http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/things/323b.html)

Bourne Again Believer

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/ThinkGeek T-Shirts bourne again believer 5e315b550aa54a2da42710fc5d20d6f2.md

ThinkGeek :: T-Shirts :: bourne again believer


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# ThinkGeek :: T-Shirts :: got root?

Value: 06
Project: Bert.ForSale (../../../Projects/Bert%20ForSale%20164ffa30cf0b8073978ee2cdb6269ce7.md)
Effort: ≤ 15 min_Quick
Impact: Fairly High
moving?: None
Edited: January 20, 2026 7:44 PM
Status: Idea
Urgency: Flexible
My Day: No
Parent task: ThinkGeek Sherts (https://www.notion.so/ThinkGeek-Sherts-c17d6262cf0546e987039fba2748d42b?pvs=21)

[https://web.archive.org/web/20010414031201/http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/things/280d.html](https://web.archive.org/web/20010414031201/http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/things/280d.html)

 *Check Out Action Shots Of This Item:*  Capn Crunch
 If you don't get it, you probably don't have it. [Here](https://web.archive.org/web/20010414031201/http://www.linux.com/) is one way to get it, and [here is another.](https://web.archive.org/web/20010414031201/http://www.freebsd.org/)

 "Got Root?" in white on a black background. Parody of "Got Milk?" ad campaign.

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/ThinkGeek T-Shirts got root b95f1416890f42eb8b6da73eb2c6a4c6.md

ThinkGeek :: T-Shirts :: got root?


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# ThinkGeek :: T-Shirts :: more beer

Value: 06
Project: Bert.ForSale (../../../Projects/Bert%20ForSale%20164ffa30cf0b8073978ee2cdb6269ce7.md)
Effort: ≤ 15 min_Quick
Impact: Fairly High
moving?: None
Edited: January 20, 2026 7:44 PM
Status: Idea
Urgency: Flexible
My Day: No
Parent task: ThinkGeek Sherts (https://www.notion.so/ThinkGeek-Sherts-c17d6262cf0546e987039fba2748d42b?pvs=21)

[https://web.archive.org/web/20010330124741/http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/things/344f.html](https://web.archive.org/web/20010330124741/http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/things/344f.html)

So you are playing around with some shell scripts and all of a sudden you have this insatiable desire (aren't *all* desires insatiable?) to throw down a [tall cool one](https://web.archive.org/web/20010330124741/http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/lg-tux-pilsner.jpg).
 But you are stuck in the central nerve center of your netop late friday night (early saturday morn), knee deep in a tangle of fiber and switches, far far away from the nearest hop-stocked fridge or pub...*or so you thought*...
 Just 'cd' into the nearest /pub and use your favorite paging util to down a few and you'll feel right as rain...
 Cypress shirt (greenish-blue, i mean bluish-green) shirt with a shell prompt and 'cd /pub' and 'more beer' written in white.

         **Price:**     $14.99       **Color:**      cypress cypresscypress        **Quantity:**           **Size:**     XL MM LL XLXL XXLXXL

![image.png](ThinkGeek%20T-Shirts%20more%20beer/image.png)

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ThinkGeek :: T-Shirts :: more beer


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# ThinkGeek :: T-Shirts :: overclocked

Value: 11
Project: Bert.ForSale (../../../Projects/Bert%20ForSale%20164ffa30cf0b8073978ee2cdb6269ce7.md)
Effort: ≤ 15 min_Quick
Impact: Fairly High
moving?: None
Edited: January 20, 2026 7:44 PM
Status: Idea
Urgency: Flexible
My Day: No
Parent task: ThinkGeek Sherts (https://www.notion.so/ThinkGeek-Sherts-c17d6262cf0546e987039fba2748d42b?pvs=21)

[https://web.archive.org/web/20010803205050/http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/things/2979.html](https://web.archive.org/web/20010803205050/http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/things/2979.html)

|          **Front:**   **Back:**      Change your jumper settings, reboot and pray.  For all those out there who want to squeeze every last 'bit' of performance out of your processors, this shirt's for you. Comes in two colors: black with bright microprocessor green 'overclocked' text, or Navy with silver 'overclocked' text. Either way, the text is written with a blurred and slightly frantic font for obvious reasons ;)
         **Price:**     $14.99 **Navy XL On Backorder**       **Color:**      black blackblack navynavy        **Quantity:**           **Size:**     XL MM LL XLXL XXLXXL

 [Send us pics of this item in action!](https://web.archive.org/web/20010803205050/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/action.html)    |

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| --- | --- |

|  |
| --- |
| Just about everything is Copyright © 2001, ThinkGeek. Don't steal it. Thanks. |

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/ThinkGeek T-Shirts overclocked 988ae0b1aa8c4e14bb90c997a0a8bbe4.md

ThinkGeek :: T-Shirts :: overclocked


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# Untitled

Column 1:          Front: perl shirt Front  Back: perl shirt Back      Check Out Action Shots Of This Item:  bless you bless youbless you perl warrior 1perl warrior 1 lens flarelens flare perl warrior 2perl warrior 2 dedicateddedicated
 We've always known there is more than one way to do it.
 Perl shebang on the front. Larry Wall quote on back. Which quote? Here ya go:

@a=(Lbzjoftt,Inqbujfodf,
Hvcsjt); $b="Lbssz Wbmm"
;$b =~ y/b-z/a-z/ ; $c =
" Tif ". @a ." hsfbu wj"
."suvft pg b qsphsbnnfs"
. ":\n";$c =~y/b-y/a-z/;
print"\n\n$c ";for($i=0;
$i<@a; $i++) { $a[$i] =~
y/b-y/a-z/;if($a[$i]eq$a
[-1]){print"and $a[$i]."
;}else{ print"$a[$i], ";
}}print"\n\t\t--$b\n\n";
          Price:     $14.99       Color:      maroon maroonmaroon blackblack        Quantity:           Size:     XL MM LL XLXL XXLXXL

 https://web.archive.org/web/20010608164338/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/action.html
Column 3: ../lg-perl-front.jpg, ../lg-perl-back.jpg

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[Assistant]
Column 1,Column 2,Column 3
"         Front: perl shirt Front  Back: perl shirt Back      Check Out Action Shots Of This Item:  bless you bless youbless you perl warrior 1perl warrior 1 lens flarelens flare perl warrior 2perl warrior 2 dedicateddedicated
 We've always known there is more than one way to do it.
 Perl shebang on the front. Larry Wall quote on back. Which quote? Here ya go:

@a=(Lbzjoftt,Inqbujfodf,
Hvcsjt); $b=""Lbssz Wbmm""
;$b =~ y/b-z/a-z/ ; $c =
"" Tif "". @a ."" hsfbu wj""
.""suvft pg b qsphsbnnfs""
. "":\n"";$c =~y/b-y/a-z/;
print""\n\n$c "";for($i=0;
$i<@a; $i++) { $a[$i] =~
y/b-y/a-z/;if($a[$i]eq$a
[-1]){print""and $a[$i].""
;}else{ print""$a[$i], "";
}}print""\n\t\t--$b\n\n"";
          Price:     $14.99       Color:      maroon maroonmaroon blackblack        Quantity:           Size:     XL MM LL XLXL XXLXXL

 https://web.archive.org/web/20010608164338/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/action.html   ",,"ThinkGeek%20T-Shirts%20perl%20shirt/lg-perl-front.jpg, ThinkGeek%20T-Shirts%20perl%20shirt/lg-perl-back.jpg"

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/ThinkGeek T-Shirts perl shirt/Untitled 29cbdd1a7b9f4f428f5539e1b2b98c26.csv


[Assistant]
Column 2,Column 1,Column 3
,"         Front: perl shirt Front  Back: perl shirt Back      Check Out Action Shots Of This Item:  bless you bless youbless you perl warrior 1perl warrior 1 lens flarelens flare perl warrior 2perl warrior 2 dedicateddedicated
 We've always known there is more than one way to do it.
 Perl shebang on the front. Larry Wall quote on back. Which quote? Here ya go:

@a=(Lbzjoftt,Inqbujfodf,
Hvcsjt); $b=""Lbssz Wbmm""
;$b =~ y/b-z/a-z/ ; $c =
"" Tif "". @a ."" hsfbu wj""
.""suvft pg b qsphsbnnfs""
. "":\n"";$c =~y/b-y/a-z/;
print""\n\n$c "";for($i=0;
$i<@a; $i++) { $a[$i] =~
y/b-y/a-z/;if($a[$i]eq$a
[-1]){print""and $a[$i].""
;}else{ print""$a[$i], "";
}}print""\n\t\t--$b\n\n"";
          Price:     $14.99       Color:      maroon maroonmaroon blackblack        Quantity:           Size:     XL MM LL XLXL XXLXXL

 https://web.archive.org/web/20010608164338/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/action.html   ","ThinkGeek%20T-Shirts%20perl%20shirt/lg-perl-front.jpg, ThinkGeek%20T-Shirts%20perl%20shirt/lg-perl-back.jpg"

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/ThinkGeek T-Shirts perl shirt/Untitled 29cbdd1a7b9f4f428f5539e1b2b98c26_all.csv


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# Untitled

Column 1:          Front: perl shirt Front  Back: perl shirt Back      Check Out Action Shots Of This Item:  bless you bless youbless you perl warrior 1perl warrior 1 lens flarelens flare perl warrior 2perl warrior 2 dedicateddedicated
 We've always known there is more than one way to do it.
 Perl shebang on the front. Larry Wall quote on back. Which quote? Here ya go:

@a=(Lbzjoftt,Inqbujfodf,
Hvcsjt); $b="Lbssz Wbmm"
;$b =~ y/b-z/a-z/ ; $c =
" Tif ". @a ." hsfbu wj"
."suvft pg b qsphsbnnfs"
. ":\n";$c =~y/b-y/a-z/;
print"\n\n$c ";for($i=0;
$i<@a; $i++) { $a[$i] =~
y/b-y/a-z/;if($a[$i]eq$a
[-1]){print"and $a[$i]."
;}else{ print"$a[$i], ";
}}print"\n\t\t--$b\n\n";
          Price:     $14.99       Color:      maroon maroonmaroon blackblack        Quantity:           Size:     XL MM LL XLXL XXLXXL

 https://web.archive.org/web/20010608164338/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/action.html
Column 3: ../lg-perl-front.jpg, ../lg-perl-back.jpg

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/ThinkGeek T-Shirts perl shirt 0338-c254/Untitled/Untitled ce719cf2521a4c4fa7e0d2073a5d9ef8.md

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[Assistant]
Column 1,Column 2,Column 3
"         Front: perl shirt Front  Back: perl shirt Back      Check Out Action Shots Of This Item:  bless you bless youbless you perl warrior 1perl warrior 1 lens flarelens flare perl warrior 2perl warrior 2 dedicateddedicated
 We've always known there is more than one way to do it.
 Perl shebang on the front. Larry Wall quote on back. Which quote? Here ya go:

@a=(Lbzjoftt,Inqbujfodf,
Hvcsjt); $b=""Lbssz Wbmm""
;$b =~ y/b-z/a-z/ ; $c =
"" Tif "". @a ."" hsfbu wj""
.""suvft pg b qsphsbnnfs""
. "":\n"";$c =~y/b-y/a-z/;
print""\n\n$c "";for($i=0;
$i<@a; $i++) { $a[$i] =~
y/b-y/a-z/;if($a[$i]eq$a
[-1]){print""and $a[$i].""
;}else{ print""$a[$i], "";
}}print""\n\t\t--$b\n\n"";
          Price:     $14.99       Color:      maroon maroonmaroon blackblack        Quantity:           Size:     XL MM LL XLXL XXLXXL

 https://web.archive.org/web/20010608164338/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/action.html   ",,"ThinkGeek%20T-Shirts%20perl%20shirt%200338-c254/lg-perl-front.jpg, ThinkGeek%20T-Shirts%20perl%20shirt%200338-c254/lg-perl-back.jpg"

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/ThinkGeek T-Shirts perl shirt 0338-c254/Untitled ffc6d38937d94c2899eefbb5e92673ae.csv


[Assistant]
Column 2,Column 1,Column 3
,"         Front: perl shirt Front  Back: perl shirt Back      Check Out Action Shots Of This Item:  bless you bless youbless you perl warrior 1perl warrior 1 lens flarelens flare perl warrior 2perl warrior 2 dedicateddedicated
 We've always known there is more than one way to do it.
 Perl shebang on the front. Larry Wall quote on back. Which quote? Here ya go:

@a=(Lbzjoftt,Inqbujfodf,
Hvcsjt); $b=""Lbssz Wbmm""
;$b =~ y/b-z/a-z/ ; $c =
"" Tif "". @a ."" hsfbu wj""
.""suvft pg b qsphsbnnfs""
. "":\n"";$c =~y/b-y/a-z/;
print""\n\n$c "";for($i=0;
$i<@a; $i++) { $a[$i] =~
y/b-y/a-z/;if($a[$i]eq$a
[-1]){print""and $a[$i].""
;}else{ print""$a[$i], "";
}}print""\n\t\t--$b\n\n"";
          Price:     $14.99       Color:      maroon maroonmaroon blackblack        Quantity:           Size:     XL MM LL XLXL XXLXXL

 https://web.archive.org/web/20010608164338/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/action.html   ","ThinkGeek%20T-Shirts%20perl%20shirt%200338-c254/lg-perl-front.jpg, ThinkGeek%20T-Shirts%20perl%20shirt%200338-c254/lg-perl-back.jpg"

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/ThinkGeek T-Shirts perl shirt 0338-c254/Untitled ffc6d38937d94c2899eefbb5e92673ae_all.csv


[Assistant]
# ThinkGeek :: T-Shirts :: perl shirt

Value: 06
Project: Bert.ForSale (../../../Projects/Bert%20ForSale%20164ffa30cf0b8073978ee2cdb6269ce7.md)
Effort: ≤ 15 min_Quick
Impact: Fairly High
moving?: None
Edited: January 20, 2026 7:44 PM
Status: Idea
Urgency: Flexible
My Day: No
Parent task: ThinkGeek Sherts (https://www.notion.so/ThinkGeek-Sherts-c17d6262cf0546e987039fba2748d42b?pvs=21)

[https://web.archive.org/web/20010608164338/http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/things/2854.html](https://web.archive.org/web/20010608164338/http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/things/2854.html)

[Untitled](ThinkGeek%20T-Shirts%20perl%20shirt%200338-c254/Untitled%20ffc6d38937d94c2899eefbb5e92673ae.csv)

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/ThinkGeek T-Shirts perl shirt 03382bd5db6e408db9e669719496c254.md

ThinkGeek :: T-Shirts :: perl shirt


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# Untitled

Column 1:          Front: perl shirt Front  Back: perl shirt Back      Check Out Action Shots Of This Item:  bless you bless youbless you perl warrior 1perl warrior 1 lens flarelens flare perl warrior 2perl warrior 2 dedicateddedicated
 We've always known there is more than one way to do it.
 Perl shebang on the front. Larry Wall quote on back. Which quote? Here ya go:

@a=(Lbzjoftt,Inqbujfodf,
Hvcsjt); $b="Lbssz Wbmm"
;$b =~ y/b-z/a-z/ ; $c =
" Tif ". @a ." hsfbu wj"
."suvft pg b qsphsbnnfs"
. ":\n";$c =~y/b-y/a-z/;
print"\n\n$c ";for($i=0;
$i<@a; $i++) { $a[$i] =~
y/b-y/a-z/;if($a[$i]eq$a
[-1]){print"and $a[$i]."
;}else{ print"$a[$i], ";
}}print"\n\t\t--$b\n\n";
          Price:     $14.99       Color:      maroon maroonmaroon blackblack        Quantity:           Size:     XL MM LL XLXL XXLXXL

 https://web.archive.org/web/20010608164338/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/action.html
Column 3: ../lg-perl-front.jpg, ../lg-perl-back.jpg

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/ThinkGeek T-Shirts perl shirt 3139-3c39/Untitled/Untitled 3a4dc6d29ea0498c9c7a8aea8f7216cf.md

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[Assistant]
Column 1,Column 2,Column 3
"         Front: perl shirt Front  Back: perl shirt Back      Check Out Action Shots Of This Item:  bless you bless youbless you perl warrior 1perl warrior 1 lens flarelens flare perl warrior 2perl warrior 2 dedicateddedicated
 We've always known there is more than one way to do it.
 Perl shebang on the front. Larry Wall quote on back. Which quote? Here ya go:

@a=(Lbzjoftt,Inqbujfodf,
Hvcsjt); $b=""Lbssz Wbmm""
;$b =~ y/b-z/a-z/ ; $c =
"" Tif "". @a ."" hsfbu wj""
.""suvft pg b qsphsbnnfs""
. "":\n"";$c =~y/b-y/a-z/;
print""\n\n$c "";for($i=0;
$i<@a; $i++) { $a[$i] =~
y/b-y/a-z/;if($a[$i]eq$a
[-1]){print""and $a[$i].""
;}else{ print""$a[$i], "";
}}print""\n\t\t--$b\n\n"";
          Price:     $14.99       Color:      maroon maroonmaroon blackblack        Quantity:           Size:     XL MM LL XLXL XXLXXL

 https://web.archive.org/web/20010608164338/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/action.html   ",,"ThinkGeek%20T-Shirts%20perl%20shirt%203139-3c39/lg-perl-front.jpg, ThinkGeek%20T-Shirts%20perl%20shirt%203139-3c39/lg-perl-back.jpg"

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/ThinkGeek T-Shirts perl shirt 3139-3c39/Untitled 07aeccafef694982a3f5e10f5604e069.csv


[Assistant]
Column 2,Column 1,Column 3
,"         Front: perl shirt Front  Back: perl shirt Back      Check Out Action Shots Of This Item:  bless you bless youbless you perl warrior 1perl warrior 1 lens flarelens flare perl warrior 2perl warrior 2 dedicateddedicated
 We've always known there is more than one way to do it.
 Perl shebang on the front. Larry Wall quote on back. Which quote? Here ya go:

@a=(Lbzjoftt,Inqbujfodf,
Hvcsjt); $b=""Lbssz Wbmm""
;$b =~ y/b-z/a-z/ ; $c =
"" Tif "". @a ."" hsfbu wj""
.""suvft pg b qsphsbnnfs""
. "":\n"";$c =~y/b-y/a-z/;
print""\n\n$c "";for($i=0;
$i<@a; $i++) { $a[$i] =~
y/b-y/a-z/;if($a[$i]eq$a
[-1]){print""and $a[$i].""
;}else{ print""$a[$i], "";
}}print""\n\t\t--$b\n\n"";
          Price:     $14.99       Color:      maroon maroonmaroon blackblack        Quantity:           Size:     XL MM LL XLXL XXLXXL

 https://web.archive.org/web/20010608164338/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/action.html   ","ThinkGeek%20T-Shirts%20perl%20shirt%203139-3c39/lg-perl-front.jpg, ThinkGeek%20T-Shirts%20perl%20shirt%203139-3c39/lg-perl-back.jpg"

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/ThinkGeek T-Shirts perl shirt 3139-3c39/Untitled 07aeccafef694982a3f5e10f5604e069_all.csv


[Assistant]
# ThinkGeek :: T-Shirts :: perl shirt

Value: 06
Project: Bert.ForSale (../../../Projects/Bert%20ForSale%20164ffa30cf0b8073978ee2cdb6269ce7.md)
Effort: ≤ 15 min_Quick
Impact: Fairly High
moving?: None
Edited: January 20, 2026 7:44 PM
Status: Idea
Urgency: Flexible
My Day: No
Parent task: ThinkGeek Sherts (https://www.notion.so/ThinkGeek-Sherts-c17d6262cf0546e987039fba2748d42b?pvs=21)

[https://web.archive.org/web/20010608164338/http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/things/2854.html](https://web.archive.org/web/20010608164338/http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/things/2854.html)

[Untitled](ThinkGeek%20T-Shirts%20perl%20shirt%203139-3c39/Untitled%2007aeccafef694982a3f5e10f5604e069.csv)

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/ThinkGeek T-Shirts perl shirt 31392152496d42db8fc8b246b5763c39.md

ThinkGeek :: T-Shirts :: perl shirt


[Assistant]
# ThinkGeek :: T-Shirts :: perl shirt

Value: 11
Project: Bert.ForSale (../../../Projects/Bert%20ForSale%20164ffa30cf0b8073978ee2cdb6269ce7.md)
Effort: ≤ 15 min_Quick
Impact: Fairly High
moving?: None
Edited: January 20, 2026 7:44 PM
Status: Idea
Urgency: Flexible
My Day: No
Parent task: ThinkGeek Sherts (https://www.notion.so/ThinkGeek-Sherts-c17d6262cf0546e987039fba2748d42b?pvs=21)

[https://web.archive.org/web/20010608164338/http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/things/2854.html](https://web.archive.org/web/20010608164338/http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/things/2854.html)

[Untitled](ThinkGeek%20T-Shirts%20perl%20shirt/Untitled%2029cbdd1a7b9f4f428f5539e1b2b98c26.csv)

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/ThinkGeek T-Shirts perl shirt 4ae92776e7de4775b94fbb463bffd00c.md

ThinkGeek :: T-Shirts :: perl shirt


[Assistant]
# ThinkGeek :: T-Shirts :: w00t!

Value: 11
Project: Bert.ForSale (../../../Projects/Bert%20ForSale%20164ffa30cf0b8073978ee2cdb6269ce7.md)
Effort: ≤ 15 min_Quick
Impact: Fairly High
moving?: None
Edited: January 20, 2026 7:44 PM
Status: Idea
Urgency: Flexible
My Day: No
Parent task: ThinkGeek Sherts (https://www.notion.so/ThinkGeek-Sherts-c17d6262cf0546e987039fba2748d42b?pvs=21)

[https://web.archive.org/web/20010805174058/http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/things/38e7.html](https://web.archive.org/web/20010805174058/http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/things/38e7.html)

|          **Front:**   **Back:**      w00t!  Use it as an interjection or a celebratory statement! As in...'Hey! I just upgraded my 56k modem to 1.1 SDSL. w00t! w00t!'. Works every time. True it's an independent clause, but really the best clauses are always independent. w00t.
 w00t belongs to gamers the world over. It seems to have been derived from the obselete 'whoot' which essentially is another way to say 'hoot' which itself is a shout or derisive laugh. But others maintain that w00t is the sound several players make while jumping like bunnies in Quake III. Fiction or fact? You decide...
 Short-sleeved, garment-dyed, Heavyweight, 100% Cotton Mustard t-shirt with black ringers on cuffs and collar. The word 'w00t!' is written on the front and center.

         **Price:**     $17.99       **Color:**      mustard mustardmustard        **Quantity:**           **Size:**     XL MM LL XLXL XXLXXL

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Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/ThinkGeek T-Shirts w00t! e4e66ade548741e5900f169e9a7fe4c4.md

ThinkGeek :: T-Shirts :: w00t!


[Assistant]
# ThinkGeek :: There's no place like 127.0.0.1

Value: 06
Project: Bert.ForSale (../../../Projects/Bert%20ForSale%20164ffa30cf0b8073978ee2cdb6269ce7.md)
Effort: ≤ 15 min_Quick
Impact: Fairly High
moving?: None
Edited: January 20, 2026 7:44 PM
Status: Idea
Urgency: Flexible
My Day: No
Parent task: ThinkGeek Sherts (https://www.notion.so/ThinkGeek-Sherts-c17d6262cf0546e987039fba2748d42b?pvs=21)

[https://web.archive.org/web/20050205135610/http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/coder/5d6a](https://web.archive.org/web/20050205135610/http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/coder/5d6a)

![](ThinkGeek%20There's%20no%20place%20like%20127%200%200%201/noplace.jpg)

Sometimes You Just Have To Get Away

Feeling homesick? Spend too much time in Oz fixing other people's computer problems? Just close your eyes, click your heels, don this fine t-shirt and all your troubles will flow by the wayside just like those luser files piped into /dev/null.

Black high-quality heavyweight 100% cotton t-shirt with the phrase 'There's no place like 127.0.0.1' written front and center in white.

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/ThinkGeek There's no place like 127 0 0 1 5affff60e8b3482faacc144fde612ff9.md

ThinkGeek :: There's no place like 127.0.0.1


[Assistant]
# ThinkGeek :: Tshirts

Value: 06
Project: Bert.ForSale (../../../Projects/Bert%20ForSale%20164ffa30cf0b8073978ee2cdb6269ce7.md)
Effort: ≤ 15 min_Quick
Impact: Fairly High
moving?: None
Edited: January 12, 2026 4:57 PM
Status: Idea
Urgency: Flexible
My Day: No

[https://web.archive.org/web/20050205094219/http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/](https://web.archive.org/web/20050205094219/http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/)

>

[Tshirts](https://web.archive.org/web/20050205094219/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/)

>

[Generic Geek](https://web.archive.org/web/20050205094219/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic/)

Geeks are not generic, but these tees are generically geeky... [

[more](https://web.archive.org/web/20050205094219/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic/)

...]  >

[Frustrations](https://web.archive.org/web/20050205094219/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/frustrations/)

Simple shirts that let you really express yourselves... [

[more](https://web.archive.org/web/20050205094219/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/frustrations/)

...]  >

[Gaming](https://web.archive.org/web/20050205094219/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/gaming/)

Enjoy getting your frag on? Attend LANs? Drink Bawls? [

[more](https://web.archive.org/web/20050205094219/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/gaming/)

...]  >

[Coder/Hacker](https://web.archive.org/web/20050205094219/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/coder/)

Do you program, code, script, or hack? Enter then... [

[more](https://web.archive.org/web/20050205094219/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/coder/)

...]  >

[Science](https://web.archive.org/web/20050205094219/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/science/)

Physics, math, chemistry, astronomy... Not everybody is a computer geek! [

[more](https://web.archive.org/web/20050205094219/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/science/)

...]  >

[Sysadmin/Unix](https://web.archive.org/web/20050205094219/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/sysadmin/)

Like to tweak or dabble in Unix? Enjoy networking? [

[more](https://web.archive.org/web/20050205094219/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/sysadmin/)

...]  >

[Penny Arcade](https://web.archive.org/web/20050205094219/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/pennyarcade/)

Swag and stuff from the twisted minds of Gabe and Tycho at Penny Arcade. [

[more](https://web.archive.org/web/20050205094219/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/pennyarcade/)

...]  >

[PvP](https://web.archive.org/web/20050205094219/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/pvp/)

Tshirts from the nuts at Player vs Player magazine, aka pvponline.com [

[more](https://web.archive.org/web/20050205094219/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/pvp/)

...]  >

[Slashdot](https://web.archive.org/web/20050205094219/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/slashdot/)

Get yer swag! Get yer Slashdot swag here! [

[more](https://web.archive.org/web/20050205094219/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/slashdot/)

...]  >

[O'Reilly](https://web.archive.org/web/20050205094219/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/oreillyshirts/)

The Official collection of O'Reilly tshirts... [

[more](https://web.archive.org/web/20050205094219/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/oreillyshirts/)

...]  >

[Ladies](https://web.archive.org/web/20050205094219/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/ladies/)

Geek chicks rock. Here are some tees specifically for the ladies... [

[more](https://web.archive.org/web/20050205094219/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/ladies/)

...]  >

[Kids](https://web.archive.org/web/20050205094219/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/kids/)

For those of you (or your friends) that have gone and spawned... [

[more](https://web.archive.org/web/20050205094219/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/kids/)

...]  >

[View All](https://web.archive.org/web/20050205094219/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/all/)

View all the products in this category. [

[more](https://web.archive.org/web/20050205094219/http:/www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/all/)

...]

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/ThinkGeek Tshirts 694e65612d9a4af69298ee294d850b0f.md

ThinkGeek :: Tshirts


[Assistant]
# ThinkGeek :: generic humanoid carbon unit :: Zoom!

Value: 11
Project: Bert.ForSale (../../../Projects/Bert%20ForSale%20164ffa30cf0b8073978ee2cdb6269ce7.md)
Effort: ≤ 15 min_Quick
Impact: Fairly High
moving?: None
Edited: January 20, 2026 7:44 PM
Status: Idea
Urgency: Flexible
My Day: No
Parent task: ThinkGeek Sherts (https://www.notion.so/ThinkGeek-Sherts-c17d6262cf0546e987039fba2748d42b?pvs=21)

[https://web.archive.org/web/20050212041604/http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic/5b6f/zoom/](https://web.archive.org/web/20050212041604/http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic/5b6f/zoom/)

Valentine's Day  MonkeysMonkeys Cool Retro Stuff!Cool Retro Stuff! Gifts Under $20Gifts Under $20 Gifts Under $50Gifts Under $50 Gifts Under $100Gifts Under $100 Our FavoritesOur Favorites BinaryBinary

![](ThinkGeek%20generic%20humanoid%20carbon%20unit%20Zoom!/humanoid.jpg)

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/ThinkGeek generic humanoid carbon unit Zoom! 01c4fc438b6a462c996709398cc3b844.md

ThinkGeek :: generic humanoid carbon unit :: Zoom!


[Assistant]
# ThinkGeek :: resistance is futile :: Zoom!

Value: 11
Project: Bert.ForSale (../../../Projects/Bert%20ForSale%20164ffa30cf0b8073978ee2cdb6269ce7.md)
Effort: ≤ 15 min_Quick
Impact: Fairly High
moving?: None
Edited: January 20, 2026 7:44 PM
Status: Idea
Urgency: Flexible
My Day: No
Parent task: ThinkGeek Sherts (https://www.notion.so/ThinkGeek-Sherts-c17d6262cf0546e987039fba2748d42b?pvs=21)

[https://web.archive.org/web/20050204111659/http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/science/60fd/zoom/](https://web.archive.org/web/20050204111659/http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/science/60fd/zoom/)

Valentine's Day  MonkeysMonkeys Cool Retro Stuff!Cool Retro Stuff! Gifts Under $20Gifts Under $20 Gifts Under $50Gifts Under $50 Gifts Under $100Gifts Under $100 Our FavoritesOur Favorites BinaryBinary

![](ThinkGeek%20resistance%20is%20futile%20Zoom!/resistance.jpg)

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/ThinkGeek resistance is futile Zoom! 67282f25226847bbb2042fbbc87a89b4.md

ThinkGeek :: resistance is futile :: Zoom!


[Assistant]
# Tick-Tok Shop

Value: Assign
Project: berchman.com (../../../Projects/berchman%20com%20185ffa30cf0b8012b13cd105176bd92b.md)
Impact: none
moving?: None
Edited: January 12, 2026 4:57 PM
Status: Idea
Urgency: —None
My Day: No
Parent task: Master Tasks — berchman.com (https://www.notion.so/Master-Tasks-berchman-com-2e5ffa30cf0b809d8815d0c9d7d21e82?pvs=21)

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Tick-Tok Shop 382f9e5d22f04aa099357488eea6d937.md

Tick-Tok Shop


[Assistant]
# Time Awareness (Deferred → Beta 0.6)

Value: Assign
Project: Audio Pipeline Project (../../../Projects/Audio%20Pipeline%20Project%202e3ffa30cf0b80059c79e0f61417a715.md)
Impact: none
moving?: None
Edited: January 11, 2026 12:20 PM
Status: Backlog
My Day: No
Parent task: Process Audio To Publish (https://www.notion.so/Process-Audio-To-Publish-2e3ffa30cf0b80c98a4bdc6baa4feeb5?pvs=21)
Sub-task: Audio ↔ text alignment hooks (https://www.notion.so/Audio-text-alignment-hooks-2e3ffa30cf0b800cb51acc862db69e2c?pvs=21), Speaker diarization (https://www.notion.so/Speaker-diarization-2e3ffa30cf0b80f894b7d8629acf66e0?pvs=21), Script-friendly transcripts with timecodes (https://www.notion.so/Script-friendly-transcripts-with-timecodes-2e3ffa30cf0b802a8e6ecda313f01704?pvs=21), Reintroduce timestamps (opt-in only) (https://www.notion.so/Reintroduce-timestamps-opt-in-only-2e3ffa30cf0b80c1bb43febd3cba5c55?pvs=21)

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Time Awareness (Deferred → Beta 0 6) 2e3ffa30cf0b8087a6e0c5613d2197a4.md

Time Awareness (Deferred → Beta 0.6)


[Assistant]
# Tip: Conduct audience research and content gap analysis to refine your niche.

Value: Assign
Project: Bert.ForSale (../../../Projects/Bert%20ForSale%20164ffa30cf0b8073978ee2cdb6269ce7.md)
Impact: none
moving?: None
Edited: January 11, 2026 12:29 PM
Status: Backlog
Urgency: —None
My Day: No
Parent task: Master (https://www.notion.so/Master-2e5ffa30cf0b806ea665e9502fcd72ec?pvs=21)

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Tip Conduct audience research and content gap anal 182ffa30cf0b80ff9901e474d0b94e36.md

Tip: Conduct audience research and content gap analysis to refine your niche.


[Assistant]
# Title Only

Value: Assign
Project: Justin @ HelloCrate (../../../Projects/Justin%20@%20HelloCrate%201deffa30cf0b80f49ee5c71a279ee3e7.md)
Impact: none
moving?: None
Edited: July 20, 2025 5:51 PM
Status: Archived
Urgency: ASAP
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Title Only 1fbffa30cf0b8087b4c0c8597acc49ab.md

Title Only


[Assistant]
# Topas

Value: 11
Project: Bert.ForSale (../../../Projects/Bert%20ForSale%20164ffa30cf0b8073978ee2cdb6269ce7.md)
Impact: Fairly High
moving?: None
Edited: January 25, 2026 9:55 PM
Status: Backlog
Urgency: Normal
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Topas 183ffa30cf0b80fb8dfbd2e22cc036cf.md

Topas


[Assistant]
# Transcript Sorting/Organization — Sort existing untitled files by date, create California car files category, prepare for 2-3 file batches.

Value: 11
Project: Barely, But Here (../../../Projects/Barely,%20But%20Here%201d9ffa30cf0b80b8a369da9a111e6ad2.md)
Impact: Fairly High
moving?: Standstill
Edited: February 2, 2026 11:21 AM
Status: Active
Urgency: ASAP
My Day: Yes

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Transcript Sorting Organization — Sort existing un 2f2ffa30cf0b8052b4e6ee9a97e8d58b.md

Transcript Sorting/Organization — Sort existing untitled files by date, create California car files category, prepare for 2-3 file batches.


[Assistant]
# Transcription Quality & Readability

Value: 06
Project: Audio Pipeline Project (../../../Projects/Audio%20Pipeline%20Project%202e3ffa30cf0b80059c79e0f61417a715.md)
Impact: Average
moving?: None
Edited: January 11, 2026 12:23 PM
Status: Queued
Urgency: Flexible
My Day: No
Parent task: Process Audio To Publish (https://www.notion.so/Process-Audio-To-Publish-2e3ffa30cf0b80c98a4bdc6baa4feeb5?pvs=21)
Sub-task: Tune paragraph breaks (pause ≥ 1.5s, configurable) (https://www.notion.so/Tune-paragraph-breaks-pause-1-5s-configurable-2e3ffa30cf0b80af8b64f60fc20f74fb?pvs=21), Normalize punctuation and casing (https://www.notion.so/Normalize-punctuation-and-casing-2e3ffa30cf0b804780fade96fae4afaa?pvs=21), Optional filler-word cleanup (um / uh) (https://www.notion.so/Optional-filler-word-cleanup-um-uh-2e3ffa30cf0b8065bc55e44752d05435?pvs=21), Support transcript styles (https://www.notion.so/Support-transcript-styles-2e3ffa30cf0b80fc9653f8933194ed88?pvs=21)

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Transcription Quality & Readability 2e3ffa30cf0b8068aa37df411d8f9a44.md

Transcription Quality & Readability


[Assistant]
# Transfer Medications from CVS to Amazon

Value: Assign
Project: Personal and Health (../../../Projects/Personal%20and%20Health%20168ffa30cf0b80fbac87d31a1f08fe12.md)
Tags: Mental Health
Impact: none
moving?: None
Deadline: 01/10/2025
Edited: October 16, 2025 10:40 AM
Status: Archived
Urgency: —None
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Transfer Medications from CVS to Amazon 177ffa30cf0b80c091e6cd54e6ec99d2.md

Transfer Medications from CVS to Amazon


[Assistant]
# Transfer to VCCU

Value: task done
Project: Divorce (../../../Projects/Divorce%20164ffa30cf0b80fd9075f440bbaab8d1.md)
Effort: task complete
Impact: none
moving?: None
Edited: January 19, 2026 9:06 PM
Status: Archived
Urgency: task finished
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Transfer to VCCU 28bffa30cf0b8048ab5dee70db42b4d2.md

Transfer to VCCU


[Assistant]
Status,Name,Deadline,Project,Parent Task,Next Due,Recur Interval,Recur Unit,Days (Only if Set to 1 Day(s)),Smart List,Contexts,Value
Archived,Check images and sliders,,Beyond BoraBora (../../../Projects/Beyond%20BoraBora%2019dffa30cf0b80c3b552efe235596058.md),Trees website checkin. (Trees%20website%20checkin%201d3ffa30cf0b80f2b4ddf9a37d5a79ad.md),,,,,,,Assign
Archived,Duplicate page and setup top tier in single accordions,,Beyond BoraBora (../../../Projects/Beyond%20BoraBora%2019dffa30cf0b80c3b552efe235596058.md),Trees website checkin. (Trees%20website%20checkin%201d3ffa30cf0b80f2b4ddf9a37d5a79ad.md),,,,,,,Assign

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Trees website checkin/View Sub-Tasks 1d3ffa30cf0b806d92c7dfd30e7782d4.csv


[Assistant]
# Trees website checkin.

Value: task done
Project: Beyond BoraBora (../../../Projects/Beyond%20BoraBora%2019dffa30cf0b80c3b552efe235596058.md)
Impact: none
moving?: None
Sub-Tasks: Check images and sliders (Check%20images%20and%20sliders%201d3ffa30cf0b80d5a524d0422be8a588.md), Duplicate page and setup top tier in single accordions (Duplicate%20page%20and%20setup%20top%20tier%20in%20single%20accord%201d3ffa30cf0b8025b24fc0c6ab410334.md)
Edited: October 16, 2025 11:20 AM
Status: Archived
Urgency: —None
My Day: No

[View: Sub-Tasks](Trees%20website%20checkin/View%20Sub-Tasks%201d3ffa30cf0b806d92c7dfd30e7782d4.csv)

You are a ux designer and ux copy writing expert with 20 years of experience.

Please help me find the right button text.

Give me 3 options, written in simple, descriptive way, similar to most other software tools, and explain in a short and precise way why they make sense. If you use industry jargon or UX principles, explain them as well.

For context: We are a South Pacific Islands Travel Specialist, and I’m working on a popup that asks about getting a free ebook about **New Zealand, Australia, and Fiji.** The ebook is sent in exchange for their email address.

The purpose of the modal is to acquire a new email address for future marketing, so people get an ebook telling them about travelling to **New Zealand, Australia, and Fiji.

So please provide the button text options.**

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Trees website checkin 1d3ffa30cf0b80f2b4ddf9a37d5a79ad.md

Trees website checkin.


[Assistant]
# TrustedHousesitters. Get Jodis card off the site

Value: task done
Project: Personal and Health (../../../Projects/Personal%20and%20Health%20168ffa30cf0b80fbac87d31a1f08fe12.md)
Impact: none
moving?: None
Edited: July 9, 2025 12:49 PM
Status: Archived
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/TrustedHousesitters Get Jodis card off the site 1a9ffa30cf0b80fabf29e849c7d43bca.md

TrustedHousesitters. Get Jodis card off the site


[Assistant]
# Try again online with a chat person

Value: task done
Project: Divorce (../../../Projects/Divorce%20164ffa30cf0b80fd9075f440bbaab8d1.md)
Effort: task complete
Impact: High
moving?: None
Edited: January 19, 2026 9:06 PM
Status: Archived
Urgency: task finished
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Try again online with a chat person 28bffa30cf0b8040b592cdc94ea6a1b4.md

Try again online with a chat person


[Assistant]
# Tune paragraph breaks (pause ≥ 1.5s, configurable)

Value: 06
Project: Audio Pipeline Project (../../../Projects/Audio%20Pipeline%20Project%202e3ffa30cf0b80059c79e0f61417a715.md)
Impact: Average
moving?: None
Edited: January 11, 2026 12:23 PM
Status: Queued
Urgency: Flexible
My Day: No
Parent task: Transcription Quality & Readability (https://www.notion.so/Transcription-Quality-Readability-2e3ffa30cf0b8068aa37df411d8f9a44?pvs=21)

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Tune paragraph breaks (pause ≥ 1 5s, configurable) 2e3ffa30cf0b80af8b64f60fc20f74fb.md

Tune paragraph breaks (pause ≥ 1.5s, configurable)


[Assistant]
# Twin Peaks

Value: 11
Project: Bert.ForSale (../../../Projects/Bert%20ForSale%20164ffa30cf0b8073978ee2cdb6269ce7.md)
Impact: Fairly High
moving?: None
Edited: January 20, 2026 6:49 PM
Status: Queued
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Twin Peaks 183ffa30cf0b80229e60f6667a034528.md

Twin Peaks


[Assistant]
# UHaul Rental Research

Value: task done
Project: Trip to the East Coast (../../../Projects/Trip%20to%20the%20East%20Coast%2020fffa30cf0b8060a1f2e15409c11368.md)
Impact: none
moving?: None
Edited: October 16, 2025 10:44 AM
Status: Archived
Urgency: —None
My Day: No

# Cost Breakdown (All-Inclusive)

|  |  | Estimated **Fuel + Food Cost** | **Total Cost** |
| --- | --- | --- | --- |
| **Truck and Tow Car Rental** | **$ 2,238.20** | **$ 750** | **$ 2,988.20** |
|  | **Aunt Pat** | **Venmo thru Russ** |  |

## Uhaul Truck AND Trailer for car

![image.png](UHaul%20Rental%20Research/image.png)

### **Uhaul includes up to 6 days of use and 2133 miles.**

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/UHaul Rental Research 20fffa30cf0b80e4805cda3280ddd677.md

UHaul Rental Research


[Assistant]
# Under experiences do we have a disclaimer - suggested itineraries?

Value: task done
Project: Beyond BoraBora (../../../Projects/Beyond%20BoraBora%2019dffa30cf0b80c3b552efe235596058.md)
Impact: none
moving?: None
Edited: October 16, 2025 11:20 AM
Status: Archived
Urgency: —None
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Under experiences do we have a disclaimer - sugges 1d9ffa30cf0b803aa587e53e1800ce48.md

Under experiences do we have a disclaimer - suggested itineraries?


[Assistant]
# Under the Cosh

Value: 11
Project: Bert.ForSale (../../../Projects/Bert%20ForSale%20164ffa30cf0b8073978ee2cdb6269ce7.md)
Effort: ≤ 15 min_Quick
Impact: Fairly High
moving?: None
Edited: January 8, 2026 7:32 PM
Status: Backlog
Urgency: Flexible
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Under the Cosh c5dc4114eae8483d9e2546729dfc18e1.md

Under the Cosh


[Assistant]
# Untitled

Value: Assign
Impact: none
moving?: None
Edited: October 19, 2025 1:10 PM
Status: to Process
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Untitled 291ffa30cf0b8002b545dcfbca1444da.md

Untitled


[Assistant]
# Update Copy Inside

Value: task done
Project: Beyond BoraBora (../../../Projects/Beyond%20BoraBora%2019dffa30cf0b80c3b552efe235596058.md)
Impact: none
moving?: None
Edited: July 9, 2025 12:49 PM
Status: Archived
My Day: No

## **Romance**

**Day 1: Departure from Los Angeles

• Afternoon: Depart from Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) at 4:00 PM on Hawaiian Airlines. Arrive in Rarotonga at 10:25 PM.
• Private transfer to your beachfront resort.
• Accommodation: Check-in to a Luxury Villas with a private pool or boutique resort.
• Night: Relax with a welcome bottle of sparkling wine.**

**Day 2: Explore Rarotonga

• Enjoy a leisurely breakfast followed by a guided island tour.
• Afternoon snorkeling adventure at the Muri Lagoon.
• Evening: Private sunset barbecue cooked by a personal chef in your villa.**

**Day 3: Adventure in Rarotonga

• Morning: Go on a thrilling 4WD safari tour through the island's rugged interior.
• Afternoon: Relax with a couples' massage at the resort.
• Evening: Romantic dinner at a local restaurant with ocean views.**

**Day 4: Relaxation in Rarotonga

• Morning: Free time to explore or relax by the pool.
• Afternoon: Visit the Punanga Nui Market for local crafts and food.
• Evening: Romantic dinner at the resort.**

**Day 5: Transfer to Aitutaki

• Morning: Private transfer to the airport for your flight to Aitutaki.
• Accommodation: Check-into a Private Island Resort.
• Afternoon: Explore the resort and enjoy the stunning lagoon views.
• Evening: Romantic dinner on the beach with a Polynesian dance show.

Day 6: Lagoon Cruise in Aitutaki**

- •  Arrive in Rarotonga at 10:25 PM.

    **Afternoon: Depart from Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) at 4:00 PM on Hawaiian Airlines.**

- • Private transfer to your beachfront resort.
- •

    **Accommodation: Check-in to a Luxury Villas with a private pool or boutique resort.**

- •

    **Night: Relax with a welcome bottle of sparkling wine.**

- •

    **Enjoy a leisurely breakfast followed by a guided island tour.**

- •

    **Afternoon snorkeling adventure at the Muri Lagoon.**

- •

    **Evening: Private sunset barbecue cooked by a personal chef in your villa.**

- •

    **Morning: Go on a thrilling 4WD safari tour through the island's rugged interior.**

- •

    **Afternoon: Relax with a couples' massage at the resort.**

- •

    **Evening: Romantic dinner at a local restaurant with ocean views.**

- •

    **Morning: Free time to explore or relax by the pool.**

- •

    **Afternoon: Visit the Punanga Nui Market for local crafts and food.**

- •

    **Evening: Romantic dinner at the resort.**

- •

    **Morning: Private transfer to the airport for your flight to Aitutaki.**

- •

    **Accommodation: Check-into a Private Island Resort.**

- •

    **Afternoon: Explore the resort and enjoy the stunning lagoon views.**

- •

    **Evening: Romantic dinner on the beach with a Polynesian dance show.**

- Morning: Full-day lagoon cruise, including snorkeling, a visit to One Foot Island, and a picnic lunch.
- Evening: Enjoy a quiet dinner at the resort's restaurant.

**Day 7: Adventure in Aitutaki

• Morning: Learn to Kitesurf, kayak and paddle boarding in the lagoon.
• Afternoon: Explore the island on a guided bike tour.
• Evening: Private candlelit dinner on the beach.**

**Day 8: Relaxation and Romance

• Morning: Relax with a spa treatment at the resort.
• Afternoon: Free time to explore or relax by the pool.
• Evening: Farewell dinner with a special honeymoon dessert.
Day 9: Departure

• Morning: Enjoy a leisurely breakfast before your private transfer to the airport.
• Evening: Depart from Rarotonga at 11:35 PM on Hawaiian Airlines, arriving in Los Angeles at 5:50 AM on Monday.______________________________**

**Family**

**Day 1: Departure from Los Angeles

• Afternoon: Depart from Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) at 4:00 PM on Hawaiian Airlines. Arrive in Rarotonga at 10:25 PM. Private transfer to your new home.
• Accommodation: Check-into a Family friendly Rarotonga Resort or private beach house.
• Night: Relax and settle in.
Day 2: Explore Rarotonga

• Morning: Enjoy a family breakfast followed by a guided island tour.
• Afternoon: Snorkeling adventure at the Muri Lagoon, perfect for kids and adults.
• Evening: Family-friendly dinner at the Spaghetti House restaurant.
Day 3: Adventure in Rarotonga

• Morning: Go on a Raro Mountain Safari tour through the island's rugged interior.
• Afternoon: Relax with some beach time or a swim in the pool.
• Evening: Dinner at a local restaurant with ocean views such as Trader Jacks.
Day 4: Family Fun in Rarotonga

• Morning: Visit the Punanga Nui Market for local crafts and food.
• Afternoon: Enjoy a family kayaking session in the lagoon.
• Evening: Muri Night Market for dinner.
Day 5: Transfer to Aitutaki

• Morning: Private transfer to the airport for your flight to Aitutaki.
• Accommodation: Check-into a private island resort.
• Afternoon: Explore the resort and enjoy the stunning lagoon views.
• Evening: Family dinner on the beach with a Polynesian dance show.
Day 6: Lagoon Cruise in Aitutaki

• Morning: Full-day lagoon cruise, including snorkeling, a visit to One Foot Island, and a picnic lunch.
• Evening: Enjoy a quiet dinner at your resort's restaurant.
Day 7: Adventure in Aitutaki

• Morning: Kayaking and paddleboarding in the lagoon.
• Afternoon: Explore the island on a guided bike tour.
• Evening: Family-friendly dinner at Aitutaki Village, offering wonderful sunsets.
Day 8: Relaxation and Family Time

• Morning: Relax with a spa treatment while the kids enjoy activities
• Afternoon: Free time to explore or relax by the pool.
• Evening: Farewell dinner with a special family dessert.**

**Day 9: Departure

• Morning: Enjoy a leisurely breakfast before your private transfer to the airport.
• Evening: Depart from Rarotonga at 11:35 PM on Hawaiian Airlines, arriving in Los Angeles at 5:50 AM on Monday.______________________________________**

## **Adventure:**

**Day 1: Arrival in Rarotonga

• Evening: Arrive at Rarotonga International Airport in the evening. Private transfer to your beachfront resort.
• Accommodation: Check-in and relax with a welcome drink and settle in.**

**Day 2: Adventure in Rarotonga

• Morning: Go on a thrilling 4WD safari tour through the island's rugged interior.
• Afternoon: Snorkeling or scuba adventure at the Muri Lagoon.
• Evening: Dinner at a local restaurant with ocean views.**

**Day 3: Explore Rarotonga

• Morning: Guided island tour, including visits to cultural sites and scenic viewpoints.
• Dusk: An evening guided kayaking or paddle boarding in the lagoon tour
• Evening: Private sunset barbecue at one of the many local eateries'.**

**Day 4: Transfer to Atiu

• Morning: Private transfer to the airport for your flight to Atiu.
• Accommodation: Check-in at Atiu Villas.
• Afternoon: Explore the island's unique limestone caves with a guided tour.
• Evening: Dinner at the villa's restaurant.**

**Day 5: Adventure in Atiu

• Morning: Birdwatching tour to see the island's rare and endemic bird species.
• Afternoon: Visit the Atiu Coffee Factory and learn about local coffee production.
• Evening: Enjoy a traditional island feast with local entertainment.**

**Day 6: Transfer to Aitutaki

• Morning: Private transfer to the airport for your flight to Aitutaki.
• Accommodation: Check-in a resort of your choice.
• Afternoon: Explore the resort and enjoy the stunning lagoon views.
• Evening: Romantic dinner on the beach with a Polynesian dance show.**

**Day 7: Lagoon Cruise in Aitutaki

• Morning: Full-day lagoon cruise, including snorkeling, a visit to One Foot Island, and a picnic lunch.
• Evening: Enjoy a quiet dinner at your resort's restaurant.
Day 8: Adventure in Aitutaki

• Morning: Private kitesurfing or bonefish lessons in the lagoon.
• Afternoon: Explore the island on a guided bike tour.
• Evening: Private candlelit dinner on the beach.**

**Day 9: Departure

• Morning: Enjoy a leisurely breakfast before your private transfer to the airport.
• Evening: Depart from Rarotonga at 11:35 PM on Hawaiian Airlines, arriving in Los Angeles at 5:50 AM on Monday.**

- •

    **Morning: Learn to Kitesurf, kayak and paddle boarding in the lagoon.**

- •

    **Afternoon: Explore the island on a guided bike tour.**

- •

    **Evening: Private candlelit dinner on the beach.**

- •

    **Morning: Relax with a spa treatment at the resort.**

- •

    **Afternoon: Free time to explore or relax by the pool.**

- •

    **Evening: Farewell dinner with a special honeymoon dessert.**

- •

    **Morning: Enjoy a leisurely breakfast before your private transfer to the airport.**

- •

    **Evening: Depart from Rarotonga at 11:35 PM on Hawaiian Airlines, arriving in Los Angeles at 5:50 AM on Monday.**

    ## FAMILY

- • Arrive in Rarotonga at 10:25 PM. Private transfer to your new home.

    **Afternoon: Depart from Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) at 4:00 PM on Hawaiian Airlines.**

- •

    **Accommodation: Check-into a Family friendly Rarotonga Resort or private beach house.**

- •

    **Night: Relax and settle in.**

- •

    **Morning: Enjoy a family breakfast followed by a guided island tour.**

- •

    **Afternoon: Snorkeling adventure at the Muri Lagoon, perfect for kids and adults.**

- •

    **Evening: Family-friendly dinner at the Spaghetti House restaurant.**

- •

    **Morning: Go on a Raro Mountain Safari tour through the island's rugged interior.**

- •

    **Afternoon: Relax with some beach time or a swim in the pool.**

- •

    **Evening: Dinner at a local restaurant with ocean views such as Trader Jacks.**

- •

    **Morning: Visit the Punanga Nui Market for local crafts and food.**

- •

    **Afternoon: Enjoy a family kayaking session in the lagoon.**

- •

    **Evening: Muri Night Market for dinner.**

- •

    **Morning: Private transfer to the airport for your flight to Aitutaki.**

- •

    **Accommodation: Check-into a private island resort.**

- •

    **Afternoon: Explore the resort and enjoy the stunning lagoon views.**

- •

    **Evening: Family dinner on the beach with a Polynesian dance show.**

- •

    **Morning: Full-day lagoon cruise, including snorkeling, a visit to One Foot Island, and a picnic lunch.**

- •

    **Evening: Enjoy a quiet dinner at your resort's restaurant.**

- •

    **Morning: Kayaking and paddleboarding in the lagoon.**

- •

    **Afternoon: Explore the island on a guided bike tour.**

- •

    **Evening: Family-friendly dinner at Aitutaki Village, offering wonderful sunsets.**

- •

    **Morning: Relax with a spa treatment while the kids enjoy activities**

- •

    **Afternoon: Free time to explore or relax by the pool.**

- •

    **Evening: Farewell dinner with a special family dessert.**

- •

    **Morning: Enjoy a leisurely breakfast before your private transfer to the airport.**

- •

    **Evening: Depart from Rarotonga at 11:35 PM on Hawaiian Airlines, arriving in Los Angeles at 5:50 AM on Monday.**

- •

    **Evening: Arrive at Rarotonga International Airport in the evening. Private transfer to your beachfront resort.**

- •

    **Accommodation: Check-in and relax with a welcome drink and settle in.**

- •

    **Morning: Go on a thrilling 4WD safari tour through the island's rugged interior.**

- •

    **Afternoon: Snorkeling or scuba adventure at the Muri Lagoon.**

- •

    **Evening: Dinner at a local restaurant with ocean views.**

- •

    **Morning: Guided island tour, including visits to cultural sites and scenic viewpoints.**

- •

    **Dusk: An evening guided kayaking or paddle boarding in the lagoon tour**

- •

    **Evening: Private sunset barbecue at one of the many local eateries'.**

- •

    **Morning: Private transfer to the airport for your flight to Atiu.**

- •

    **Accommodation: Check-in at Atiu Villas.**

- •

    **Afternoon: Explore the island's unique limestone caves with a guided tour.**

- •

    **Evening: Dinner at the villa's restaurant.**

- •

    **Morning: Birdwatching tour to see the island's rare and endemic bird species.**

- •

    **Afternoon: Visit the Atiu Coffee Factory and learn about local coffee production.**

- •

    **Evening: Enjoy a traditional island feast with local entertainment.**

- •

    **Morning: Private transfer to the airport for your flight to Aitutaki.**

- •

    **Accommodation: Check-in a resort of your choice.**

- •

    **Afternoon: Explore the resort and enjoy the stunning lagoon views.**

- •

    **Evening: Romantic dinner on the beach with a Polynesian dance show.**

- •

    **Morning: Full-day lagoon cruise, including snorkeling, a visit to One Foot Island, and a picnic lunch.**

- •

    **Evening: Enjoy a quiet dinner at your resort's restaurant.**

- •

    **Morning: Private kitesurfing or bonefish lessons in the lagoon.**

- •

    **Afternoon: Explore the island on a guided bike tour.**

- •

    **Evening: Private candlelit dinner on the beach.**

- •

    **Morning: Enjoy a leisurely breakfast before your private transfer to the airport.**

- •

    **Evening: Depart from Rarotonga at 11:35 PM on Hawaiian Airlines, arriving in Los Angeles at 5:50 AM on Monday.**

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Update Copy Inside 1a6ffa30cf0b8004bf9dd00fa5b6713a.md

Update Copy Inside


[Assistant]
# Update Dons location to be matched up with Tree

Value: Assign
Project: Beyond BoraBora (../../../Projects/Beyond%20BoraBora%2019dffa30cf0b80c3b552efe235596058.md)
Impact: none
moving?: None
Edited: October 16, 2025 11:19 AM
Status: Archived
Urgency: —None
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Update Dons location to be matched up with Tree 19dffa30cf0b801b9c7ff457e9156d43.md


[Assistant]
# Update ReCaptcha on signup form

Value: 11
Project: VCDA.org (../../../Projects/VCDA%20org%20164ffa30cf0b8093b8d3ccbf0f2b5e9e.md)
Impact: none
moving?: None
Edited: October 16, 2025 11:19 AM
Status: Archived
Urgency: —None
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Update ReCaptcha on signup form 1c8ffa30cf0b80eaaee9d4f08e3ab21f.md

Update ReCaptcha on signup form


[Assistant]
# Update Resume/CV on my Website — break it by y2k and below is under toggle

Value: task done
Effort: task complete
Impact: none
moving?: None
Edited: January 26, 2026 6:26 PM
Status: Archived
Urgency: task finished
My Day: No
Parent task: Website Update for bertmahoney.com (https://www.notion.so/Website-Update-for-bertmahoney-com-2dfffa30cf0b809db57cd1000ca3e2e4?pvs=21)

Actu

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Update Resume CV on my Website — break it by y2k a 2dfffa30cf0b802b8b50d7c90ed5271a.md

Update Resume/CV on my Website — break it by y2k and below is under toggle


[Assistant]
# Update Resume on Google Drive.

Value: task done
Effort: task complete
Impact: none
moving?: None
Edited: January 19, 2026 9:06 PM
Status: Archived
Urgency: task finished
My Day: No
Parent task: Website Update for bertmahoney.com (https://www.notion.so/Website-Update-for-bertmahoney-com-2dfffa30cf0b809db57cd1000ca3e2e4?pvs=21)
Sub-task: Check resume on my website (https://www.notion.so/Check-resume-on-my-website-2dfffa30cf0b8021995ccc2516861798?pvs=21),  Download PDF’s (https://www.notion.so/Download-PDF-s-2dfffa30cf0b805ea522c9b866c28e43?pvs=21)

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Update Resume on Google Drive 2dfffa30cf0b80cdb87fddf6a7726f47.md

Update Resume on Google Drive.


[Assistant]
# Update Video Links on staging

Value: task done
Project: Beyond BoraBora (../../../Projects/Beyond%20BoraBora%2019dffa30cf0b80c3b552efe235596058.md)
Impact: none
moving?: None
Edited: July 9, 2025 12:49 PM
Status: Archived
My Day: No

Updated FIji video here:

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Update Video Links on staging 1b6ffa30cf0b801397cddf67d66f45a2.md

Update Video Links on staging


[Assistant]
# Upload Site—Invoice Tree

Value: Assign
Project: Beyond BoraBora (../../../Projects/Beyond%20BoraBora%2019dffa30cf0b80c3b552efe235596058.md)
Impact: none
moving?: None
Edited: October 16, 2025 11:19 AM
Status: Archived
Urgency: ASAP
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Upload Site—Invoice Tree 1f4ffa30cf0b80638ffee4cd0ef036b2.md

Upload Site—Invoice Tree


[Assistant]
# Upload artwork to t-shirt wbsite

Value: 08
Project: Bert.ForSale (../../../Projects/Bert%20ForSale%20164ffa30cf0b8073978ee2cdb6269ce7.md)
Impact: none
moving?: None
Edited: January 20, 2026 7:43 PM
Status: Backlog
Urgency: —None
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Upload artwork to t-shirt wbsite 419497a0457e4aeeb053282707032f48.md

Upload artwork to t-shirt wbsite


[Assistant]
# Upload event on calendar

Value: Assign
Project: VCDA.org (../../../Projects/VCDA%20org%20164ffa30cf0b8093b8d3ccbf0f2b5e9e.md)
Impact: none
moving?: None
Deadline: 02/11/2025
Edited: October 16, 2025 11:19 AM
Status: Archived
Urgency: —None
My Day: No

See Slack if questions

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Upload event on calendar 196ffa30cf0b80608a47c3d2a59115eb.md

Upload event on calendar


[Assistant]
# Upload lastest newsletter

Value: task done
Project: VCDA.org (../../../Projects/VCDA%20org%20164ffa30cf0b8093b8d3ccbf0f2b5e9e.md)
Impact: none
moving?: None
Parent Task: VCDA — Upload Newsletters (https://www.notion.so/VCDA-Upload-Newsletters-154a4daa92534688abee2dfb734d0d93?pvs=21)
Edited: January 26, 2026 6:26 PM
Status: Archived
Urgency: —None
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Upload lastest newsletter 898e2f9dd6814437ba5f18432b01a4d8.md

Upload lastest newsletter


[Assistant]
# Upload to media library and put meta data into place

Value: 05
Project: bertmahoney.com (../../../Projects/bertmahoney%20com%20164ffa30cf0b807cb8acebf70483551b.md)
Impact: none
moving?: None
Edited: January 4, 2026 4:41 PM
Status: Archived
Urgency: Normal
My Day: No

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Upload to media library and put meta data into place


[Assistant]
# Use AnswerThePublic to investigate places to share my stuff

Value: Assign
Project: Bert.ForSale (../../../Projects/Bert%20ForSale%20164ffa30cf0b8073978ee2cdb6269ce7.md)
Effort: ≤ 15 min_Quick
Impact: Fairly High
moving?: None
Edited: January 12, 2026 4:57 PM
Status: Idea
Urgency: Flexible
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Use AnswerThePublic to investigate places to share ab37acae1cdf4bd390f1b9e31084cd7a.md

Use AnswerThePublic to investigate places to share my stuff


[Assistant]
# Use this as a template.  Patrick Haney: "After spending the past few months refocusing my job search, building out case studies, and launching a new brand and personal website (a long time coming), I’ve put together this quick pitch and portfolio teaser. LFG! 🚀

👋 Hi, I’m Patrick, a Product Designer with 10+ years of experience solving complex, human-centered challenges using a data-driven approach.

I have a diverse background in:"

Value: 11
Project: NSA — Finding Work (../../../Projects/NSA%20%E2%80%94%20Finding%20Work%2017effa30cf0b806286e9d325d5a435d2.md)
Tags: linkedin, redesign, strategic
Effort: ≤ 15 min_Quick
Impact: Fairly High
moving?: None
URL: https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:7300219498496679940/
Edited: January 8, 2026 7:32 PM
Status: Next Up
My Day: No

<aside>
<img src="https://media.licdn.com/dms/image/v2/D5635AQGcnKxS3F0LTA/profile-framedphoto-shrink_100_100/profile-framedphoto-shrink_100_100/0/1738553006899?e=1741129200&v=beta&t=gM_p52biGDNzFVMRVBJnbCXFiyynaIfzhp-m_nvCYq4" alt="https://media.licdn.com/dms/image/v2/D5635AQGcnKxS3F0LTA/profile-framedphoto-shrink_100_100/profile-framedphoto-shrink_100_100/0/1738553006899?e=1741129200&v=beta&t=gM_p52biGDNzFVMRVBJnbCXFiyynaIfzhp-m_nvCYq4" width="40px" /> **Patrick Haney** · 24 Feb 2025 · [link 🔗](https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:7300219498496679940/)

After spending the past few months refocusing my job search, building out case studies, and launching a new brand and personal website (a long time coming), I’ve put together this quick pitch and portfolio teaser. LFG! 🚀

👋 Hi, I’m Patrick, a Product Designer with 10+ years of experience solving complex, human-centered challenges using a data-driven approach.

I have a diverse background in:

🎉 User Experience Design
🧩 Design Systems
💾 SaaS Products
👥 Cross-Functional Teams
🔬 User Research

Some of my values are:

👁 Vision
🤝 Integrity
📣 Leadership
💬 Communication
🫶 Empathy

A few of my recent accomplishments include:

🔒 Led the redesign of the Veza’s B2B identity security automation features, enhancing the user experience and tripling customer adoption rates
❤🩹 Conceptualized and delivered a health & wellness app for Northwestern Mutual’s innovation lab in less than 3 months while also onboarding the first 100 customers
💍 Architected a new mobile app experience to work seamlessly with Token's smart ring wearable, reducing customer onboarding errors by over 50%

And a few reasons why I’d be a great hire:

🧠 Natural problem solver
💪 Ownership mentality
🎨 Combines logic with creativity
🙌 True team player
💡 Systems thinker and strategist

If you have an open role that sounds like a good fit, let’s connect.

💼 Portfolio available at: https://lnkd.in/e8t8YFGm
✉ Email me directly at: hello﹫patrickhaney.com

</aside>

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Use this as a template Patrick Haney After spendin d3c567f02bda4ef381987f1dd524c2b5.md

Use this as a template.  Patrick Haney: "After spending the past few months refocusing my job search, building out case studies, and launching a new brand and personal website (a long time coming), I’ve put together this quick pitch and portfolio teaser. LFG! 🚀


[Assistant]
# Use whitespace and layout to improve readability

Value: Assign
Project: Justin @ HelloCrate (../../../Projects/Justin%20@%20HelloCrate%201deffa30cf0b80f49ee5c71a279ee3e7.md)
Effort: ~1 hr_Full
Impact: Fairly High
moving?: None
Edited: July 21, 2025 2:28 PM
Status: Archived
Urgency: Soon
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Use whitespace and layout to improve readability 1f3ffa30cf0b807ca9f7e4154b293085.md


[Assistant]
# VCDA Check in

Value: Assign
Project: VCDA.org (../../../Projects/VCDA%20org%20164ffa30cf0b8093b8d3ccbf0f2b5e9e.md)
Impact: none
moving?: None
Deadline: 05/12/2025
Edited: October 16, 2025 11:19 AM
Status: Archived
Urgency: —None
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/VCDA Check in 1ebffa30cf0b819ab42ae40c78e00e8b.md

VCDA Check in


[Assistant]
# VCDA Check in

Value: Assign
Project: VCDA.org (../../../Projects/VCDA%20org%20164ffa30cf0b8093b8d3ccbf0f2b5e9e.md)
Impact: none
moving?: None
Deadline: 05/26/2025
Edited: October 16, 2025 11:19 AM
Status: Archived
Urgency: —None
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/VCDA Check in 1ecffa30cf0b81ac8e08c841a8b90856.md

VCDA Check in


[Assistant]
# VCDA Check in

Value: Assign
Project: VCDA.org (../../../Projects/VCDA%20org%20164ffa30cf0b8093b8d3ccbf0f2b5e9e.md)
Impact: none
moving?: None
Deadline: 06/02/2025
Edited: October 16, 2025 11:19 AM
Status: Archived
Urgency: —None
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/VCDA Check in 200ffa30cf0b8145beddd85885534a76.md

VCDA Check in


[Assistant]
# VCDA Check in

Value: Assign
Project: VCDA.org (../../../Projects/VCDA%20org%20164ffa30cf0b8093b8d3ccbf0f2b5e9e.md)
Impact: none
moving?: None
Deadline: 08/02/2025
Edited: October 16, 2025 11:01 AM
Status: Archived
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/VCDA Check in 255ffa30cf0b817494d4fcc13bd4e5e0.md

VCDA Check in


[Assistant]
# VCDA Check in

Value: Assign
Project: VCDA.org (../../../Projects/VCDA%20org%20164ffa30cf0b8093b8d3ccbf0f2b5e9e.md)
Impact: none
moving?: None
Deadline: 10/02/2025
Edited: October 16, 2025 11:01 AM
Status: Archived
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/VCDA Check in 256ffa30cf0b8101a48ad3738853a456.md

VCDA Check in


[Assistant]
# VCDA PayPal

Value: task done
Project: VCDA.org (../../../Projects/VCDA%20org%20164ffa30cf0b8093b8d3ccbf0f2b5e9e.md)
Tags: Website
Impact: none
moving?: None
Edited: October 16, 2025 10:40 AM
Status: Archived
Urgency: —None
My Day: No

[payments@vcda.org](mailto:payments@vcda.org)

Vcd4T802024!

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/VCDA PayPal 164ffa30cf0b80b58a16fa833276e13a.md

VCDA PayPal


[Assistant]
# VCDA PayPal login

Value: Assign
Project: VCDA.org (../../../Projects/VCDA%20org%20164ffa30cf0b8093b8d3ccbf0f2b5e9e.md)
Impact: none
moving?: None
Edited: October 16, 2025 11:19 AM
Status: Archived
My Day: No

```notion
[SJF_)Y46'zWcP%s
```

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/VCDA PayPal login 230ffa30cf0b8003b5adc0d908bdeb39.md

VCDA PayPal login


[Assistant]
Name,Status,Effort
Verify each dropdown item points to the correct .php or external URL.,Archived,
"Remove unnecessary type=""button"" attributes from <a> tags.",Archived,
"Replace curly quotes (target=""_blank"") with straight quotes (target=""_blank"").",Archived,
Run the page through W3C Validator to catch any other stray tags.,Archived,
Confirm Nav in WP works responsive,Archived,≤ 15 min_Quick
Confirm Footer in WP works responsive,Active,≤ 15 min_Quick
New design for https://vcda.org/organizations.php,Backlog,≤ 15 min_Quick
Audit nav bar links,Archived,task complete
Accessibility & SEO polish,Archived,2+ hrs_Deep
"Add alt="""" text to all <img> in the carousel and elsewhere.",Archived,≤ 15 min_Quick
Check file paths & case sensitivity,Archived,15-30min_Small
Close the missing </a> in the Board of Directors link inside the League dropdown.,Archived,≤ 15 min_Quick
"Confirm images (/img/), CSS (/css/), and PDFs (/pdfs/) all resolve.",Archived,15-30min_Small
Ensure only one Bootstrap CSS/JS is loaded.,Archived,≤ 15 min_Quick
Performance cleanup,Archived,2+ hrs_Deep
Keep Google Fonts <link> tags grouped at the top of <head> for faster render.,Archived,task complete
Load WordPress core before calling WP functions.,Archived,task complete
Make sure filenames match case exactly (important on Linux hosting).,Archived,task complete
Fix broken/unclosed tags,Archived,task complete
WP Error,Active,15-30min_Small
Or replace the_thumb() with a custom image/thumb handler.,Archived,
Resolve WordPress news include error,Archived,

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/VCDA Website Debug Task List/View Sub-Tasks 26cffa30cf0b802d94fff02ad02829ae.csv


[Assistant]
# VCDA Website Debug Task List

Value: 06
Project: VCDA.org (../../../Projects/VCDA%20org%20164ffa30cf0b8093b8d3ccbf0f2b5e9e.md)
Effort: 2+ hrs_Deep
Impact: Fairly High
moving?: Standstill
Sub-Tasks: Fix broken/unclosed tags (Fix%20broken%20unclosed%20tags%2026cffa30cf0b80d6b748fc9ce61e4f5b.md), Close the missing </a> in the Board of Directors link inside the League dropdown. (Close%20the%20missing%20a%20in%20the%20Board%20of%20Directors%20link%2026cffa30cf0b807494a9d358e9e58b66.md), Run the page through W3C Validator to catch any other stray tags. (Run%20the%20page%20through%20W3C%20Validator%20to%20catch%20any%20ot%2026cffa30cf0b80a3a31de946de825ec7.md), Audit nav bar links (Audit%20nav%20bar%20links%2026cffa30cf0b80bca6a8ee9957bdd419.md), Verify each dropdown item points to the correct .php or external URL. (Verify%20each%20dropdown%20item%20points%20to%20the%20correct%20ph%2026cffa30cf0b801798dace99f3de3314.md), Replace curly quotes (target="_blank") with straight quotes (target="_blank"). (Replace%20curly%20quotes%20(target=%20_blank%20)%20with%20straig%2026cffa30cf0b80da91a6cc3c62865afc.md), Check file paths & case sensitivity (Check%20file%20paths%20&%20case%20sensitivity%2026cffa30cf0b800781a3f4c0f8f7a6ce.md), Confirm images (/img/), CSS (/css/), and PDFs (/pdfs/) all resolve. (Confirm%20images%20(%20img%20),%20CSS%20(%20css%20),%20and%20PDFs%20(%20pd%2026cffa30cf0b8069b780e14d24b65376.md), Make sure filenames match case exactly (important on Linux hosting). (Make%20sure%20filenames%20match%20case%20exactly%20(important%20%2026cffa30cf0b8084a4deeb14b9d1d103.md), Resolve WordPress news include error (Resolve%20WordPress%20news%20include%20error%2026cffa30cf0b80c19408e532c1fe0432.md), WP Error (WP%20Error%2026cffa30cf0b8052bea5ece7168c38df.md), Load WordPress core before calling WP functions. (Load%20WordPress%20core%20before%20calling%20WP%20functions%2026cffa30cf0b80849b42ea0c22342d14.md), Or replace the_thumb() with a custom image/thumb handler. (Or%20replace%20the_thumb()%20with%20a%20custom%20image%20thumb%20h%2026cffa30cf0b8006ae5bd394ed6b6781.md), Accessibility & SEO polish (Accessibility%20&%20SEO%20polish%2026cffa30cf0b80f8bd8cc0c83968c314.md), Add alt="" text to all <img> in the carousel and elsewhere. (Add%20alt=%20text%20to%20all%20img%20in%20the%20carousel%20and%20elsew%2026cffa30cf0b803b8d0beec45a0aad5c.md), Remove unnecessary type="button" attributes from <a> tags. (Remove%20unnecessary%20type=%20button%20attributes%20from%20a%20%2026cffa30cf0b805fae1ef75bf4cdcf7a.md), Performance cleanup (Performance%20cleanup%2026cffa30cf0b803a9933ccd3723c4570.md), Ensure only one Bootstrap CSS/JS is loaded. (Ensure%20only%20one%20Bootstrap%20CSS%20JS%20is%20loaded%2026cffa30cf0b8045b691c36335fca319.md), Keep Google Fonts <link> tags grouped at the top of <head> for faster render. (Keep%20Google%20Fonts%20link%20tags%20grouped%20at%20the%20top%20of%20%2026cffa30cf0b804ca5d7d4cdef12a410.md), Confirm Nav in WP works responsive (Confirm%20Nav%20in%20WP%20works%20responsive%20268ffa30cf0b809c9ea0e6ed99ee484b.md), Confirm Footer in WP works responsive (Confirm%20Footer%20in%20WP%20works%20responsive%20268ffa30cf0b8034ba7cce333b03ad1c.md), New design for https://vcda.org/organizations.php (New%20design%20for%20https%20vcda%20org%20organizations%20php%2017bffa30cf0b80a98cafff9e828ac68e.md)
Edited: February 2, 2026 11:22 AM
Status: Queued
Urgency: Normal
My Day: Yes

[View: Sub-Tasks](VCDA%20Website%20Debug%20Task%20List/View%20Sub-Tasks%2026cffa30cf0b802d94fff02ad02829ae.csv)

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/VCDA Website Debug Task List 253ffa30cf0b80cfb48ee15a75efa7dd.md

VCDA Website Debug Task List


[Assistant]
# VCDA add in email submissions

Value: Assign
Project: VCDA.org (../../../Projects/VCDA%20org%20164ffa30cf0b8093b8d3ccbf0f2b5e9e.md)
Impact: none
moving?: None
Deadline: 07/30/2025
Edited: October 16, 2025 11:19 AM
Status: Archived
Urgency: —None
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/VCDA add in email submissions 1e4ffa30cf0b818f9680ed7f8832618a.md

VCDA add in email submissions


[Assistant]
# VCDA add in email submissions

Value: Assign
Project: VCDA.org (../../../Projects/VCDA%20org%20164ffa30cf0b8093b8d3ccbf0f2b5e9e.md)
Impact: none
moving?: None
Deadline: 06/02/2025
Edited: October 16, 2025 11:19 AM
Status: Archived
Urgency: —None
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/VCDA add in email submissions 200ffa30cf0b81a9849ac67b813172de.md

VCDA add in email submissions


[Assistant]
# VCDA — Basecamp update, code clean up, simplified design.

Value: Assign
Project: VCDA.org (../../../Projects/VCDA%20org%20164ffa30cf0b8093b8d3ccbf0f2b5e9e.md)
Impact: none
moving?: None
Edited: October 16, 2025 10:37 AM
Status: Archived
Urgency: —None
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/VCDA — Basecamp update, code clean up, simplified  145ffa30cf0b8023bc0df7196affb27f.md

VCDA — Basecamp update, code clean up, simplified design.


[Assistant]
Status,Name,Deadline,Project,Parent Task,Next Due,Recur Interval,Recur Unit,Days (Only if Set to 1 Day(s)),Smart List,Contexts,Value
Archived,Upload lastest newsletter,,VCDA.org (../../../Projects/VCDA%20org%20164ffa30cf0b8093b8d3ccbf0f2b5e9e.md),VCDA — Upload Newsletters (VCDA%20%E2%80%94%20Upload%20Newsletters%20154a4daa92534688abee2dfb734d0d93.md),,,,,,,task done

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/VCDA — Upload Newsletters/View Sub-Tasks 16bffa30cf0b816cbc33d9d06f76356b.csv


[Assistant]
# VCDA — Upload Newsletters

Value: task done
Project: VCDA.org (../../../Projects/VCDA%20org%20164ffa30cf0b8093b8d3ccbf0f2b5e9e.md)
Impact: none
moving?: None
Sub-Tasks: Upload lastest newsletter (Upload%20lastest%20newsletter%20898e2f9dd6814437ba5f18432b01a4d8.md)
URL: https://mail.google.com/mail/u/bert.mahoney@gmail.com/#inbox
Edited: January 26, 2026 6:26 PM
Recur Interval: 1
Recur Unit: Week(s)
Status: Archived
My Day: No

<aside>
✉ **Ventura County Dart Assoc...** (vcdaorg@gmail.com) · 28 Dec 2024

Hello All,

We hope you enjoy this special 3 page edition of the newsletter while we wish you all the very best in the coming year! Lot's of good stuff in this one, especially tip's from Brett on his perspective on darts, and much more.

**Best Regards,**

**Ventura County Dart Association (VCDA)**
**P.O. Box 6782**
**Ventura, CA 93006**

[**vcda@vcda.org**](mailto:vcda@vcda.org)

[](https://ci3.googleusercontent.com/mail-sig/AIorK4zikiJjUTzReSeBr1O0tpnVhhAvBQ7PGrrS_29QGrJ3fbiuzvGzkeztWT85K7enGQXkTkFwnSbbuR8z)

</aside>

[View: Sub-Tasks](VCDA%20%E2%80%94%20Upload%20Newsletters/View%20Sub-Tasks%2016bffa30cf0b816cbc33d9d06f76356b.csv)

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/VCDA — Upload Newsletters 154a4daa92534688abee2dfb734d0d93.md

VCDA — Upload Newsletters


[Assistant]
# VCDA—Check Square for costs

Value: Assign
Project: VCDA.org (../../../Projects/VCDA%20org%20164ffa30cf0b8093b8d3ccbf0f2b5e9e.md)
Effort: ≤ 15 min_Quick
Impact: none
moving?: None
Edited: October 16, 2025 11:19 AM
Status: Archived
Urgency: Normal
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/VCDA—Check Square for costs 21effa30cf0b80f5a3dfecf79b922bef.md

VCDA—Check Square for costs


[Assistant]
# VFW on Sponsors page

Value: Assign
Project: VCDA.org (../../../Projects/VCDA%20org%20164ffa30cf0b8093b8d3ccbf0f2b5e9e.md)
Impact: none
moving?: None
Deadline: 12/18/2024
Edited: October 16, 2025 10:39 AM
Status: Archived
Urgency: —None
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/VFW on Sponsors page 164ffa30cf0b80bca520e4e6ecb46045.md

VFW on Sponsors page


[Assistant]
# VIN Lookup Portal | AEB Settlement

Value: 05
Project: Personal and Health (../../../Projects/Personal%20and%20Health%20168ffa30cf0b80fbac87d31a1f08fe12.md)
Impact: none
moving?: None
URL: https://aebsettlement.com/VIN-Lookup-Portal
Edited: October 29, 2025 6:47 PM
Status: Archived
Urgency: Later
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/VIN Lookup Portal AEB Settlement 21e9e5d9ab994f45bb986b9a10a9e939.md

VIN Lookup Portal | AEB Settlement


[Assistant]
# Validate every slide serves a clear strategic purpose

Value: Assign
Project: Justin @ HelloCrate (../../../Projects/Justin%20@%20HelloCrate%201deffa30cf0b80f49ee5c71a279ee3e7.md)
Impact: Fairly High
moving?: None
Edited: July 20, 2025 5:51 PM
Status: Archived
Urgency: ASAP
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Validate every slide serves a clear strategic purp 1f3ffa30cf0b80d09246cff27e69b38c.md

Validate every slide serves a clear strategic purpose


[Assistant]
# Verify each dropdown item points to the correct .php or external URL.

Value: 05
Project: Personal and Health (../../../Projects/Personal%20and%20Health%20168ffa30cf0b80fbac87d31a1f08fe12.md)
Impact: none
moving?: None
Parent Task: VCDA Website Debug Task List (https://www.notion.so/VCDA-Website-Debug-Task-List-253ffa30cf0b80cfb48ee15a75efa7dd?pvs=21)
Edited: October 29, 2025 6:47 PM
Status: Archived
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Verify each dropdown item points to the correct ph 26cffa30cf0b801798dace99f3de3314.md

Verify each dropdown item points to the correct .php or external URL.


[Assistant]
# Video (stock/open-source footage) →

Value: Assign
Project: Barely, But Here (../../../Projects/Barely,%20But%20Here%201d9ffa30cf0b80b8a369da9a111e6ad2.md)
Impact: none
moving?: None
Edited: January 23, 2026 7:55 PM
Status: Backlog
My Day: No
Parent task: Text + Audio file to → Video (https://www.notion.so/Text-Audio-file-to-Video-2f2ffa30cf0b803984c4c6f87813345f?pvs=21)

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Video (stock open-source footage) → 2f2ffa30cf0b803d98bddb7d7a0aeead.md

Video (stock/open-source footage) →


[Assistant]
# Video for my website.

Value: 03
Project: bertmahoney.com (../../../Projects/bertmahoney%20com%20164ffa30cf0b807cb8acebf70483551b.md)
Tags: video
Impact: none
moving?: None
URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_j5M-xJIC0
Edited: January 12, 2026 4:57 PM
Status: Idea
Urgency: —None
My Day: No
Parent task: Master Tasks — bertmahoney.com (https://www.notion.so/Master-Tasks-bertmahoney-com-2e5ffa30cf0b803f888efcb8179917b1?pvs=21)

![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/C_j5M-xJIC0/hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEmCOADEOgC8quKqQMa8AEB-AHeA4AC6AKKAgwIABABGHIgWygaMA8=&rs=AOn4CLBM_xfboBTFblFtFDZwT1pIt_hTVA)

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_j5M-xJIC0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_j5M-xJIC0)

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Video for my website 3be0f4db07cd4040850dac9baf86fb84.md

Video for my website.


[Assistant]
# Vimeo — OVERFLOW

Value: Assign
Project: Bert.ForSale (../../../Projects/Bert%20ForSale%20164ffa30cf0b8073978ee2cdb6269ce7.md)
Effort: ≤ 15 min_Quick
Impact: Fairly High
moving?: None
Edited: January 8, 2026 7:32 PM
Status: Idea
Urgency: Flexible
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Vimeo — OVERFLOW 160ffa30cf0b80ea9f21dcd4fac99f35.md

Vimeo — OVERFLOW


[Assistant]
# Visit Library for new book

Value: task done
Project: Personal and Health (../../../Projects/Personal%20and%20Health%20168ffa30cf0b80fbac87d31a1f08fe12.md)
Effort: task complete
Impact: none
moving?: None
Edited: January 19, 2026 9:06 PM
Status: Archived
Urgency: task finished
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Visit Library for new book 2b6ffa30cf0b8069b5dbcb430ba446ee.md

Visit Library for new book


[Assistant]
# Voice Clone + Automated Multi-Channel Pipeline

Value: task done
Project: Barely, But Here (../../../Projects/Barely,%20But%20Here%201d9ffa30cf0b80b8a369da9a111e6ad2.md)
Effort: task complete
Impact: High
moving?: None
Edited: February 5, 2026 12:00 PM
Status: Archived
Urgency: task finished
My Day: No
Sub-task: Clone voice using transcript training data; (https://www.notion.so/Clone-voice-using-transcript-training-data-2f2ffa30cf0b8011b3b5fada30a35ef3?pvs=21),  text → audio (clone voice) to Podcast Publishing (https://www.notion.so/text-audio-clone-voice-to-Podcast-Publishing-2f2ffa30cf0b80bdbb32e85503b855be?pvs=21), Text + Audio file to → Video (https://www.notion.so/Text-Audio-file-to-Video-2f2ffa30cf0b803984c4c6f87813345f?pvs=21)

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Voice Clone + Automated Multi-Channel Pipeline 2f2ffa30cf0b80a38688d2494103bfac.md


[Assistant]
# WHO you are becoming is more important than WHAT you are doing.

Value: 11
Project: Bert.ForSale (../../../Projects/Bert%20ForSale%20164ffa30cf0b8073978ee2cdb6269ce7.md)
Impact: Fairly High
moving?: None
Edited: January 8, 2026 7:32 PM
Status: Idea
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/WHO you are becoming is more important than WHAT y 48afa26b0d644e16a0cd1ca224e5d5f7.md

WHO you are becoming is more important than WHAT you are doing.


[Assistant]
# WP Error

Value: 08
Project: VCDA.org (../../../Projects/VCDA%20org%20164ffa30cf0b8093b8d3ccbf0f2b5e9e.md)
Effort: 15-30min_Small
Impact: none
moving?: Stuck
Parent Task: VCDA Website Debug Task List (https://www.notion.so/VCDA-Website-Debug-Task-List-253ffa30cf0b80cfb48ee15a75efa7dd?pvs=21)
Edited: January 26, 2026 6:23 PM
Status: Active
Urgency: Waiting...
My Day: No

`Fatal error: Uncaught Error: Call to undefined function the_thumb()` in `/wp-news.php`.

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/WP Error 26cffa30cf0b8052bea5ece7168c38df.md

WP Error


[Assistant]
# Waiting for Aunt Donna Reply

Value: Assign
Project: Personal and Health (../../../Projects/Personal%20and%20Health%20168ffa30cf0b80fbac87d31a1f08fe12.md)
Impact: none
moving?: None
Edited: October 16, 2025 10:40 AM
Status: Archived
Urgency: —None
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Waiting for Aunt Donna Reply 179ffa30cf0b80399c05c20fe6b99061.md

Waiting for Aunt Donna Reply


[Assistant]
# Waiting for Liz reply

Value: 11
Impact: none
moving?: None
Edited: November 14, 2025 9:15 AM
Status: Archived
My Day: Yes

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Waiting for Liz reply 2a1ffa30cf0b80abb0cece1a2a15329a.md

Waiting for Liz reply


[Assistant]
# Waiting for reply from Daniel Mossel

Value: task done
Project: Personal and Health (../../../Projects/Personal%20and%20Health%20168ffa30cf0b80fbac87d31a1f08fe12.md)
Effort: task complete
Impact: none
moving?: None
Edited: February 5, 2026 12:00 PM
Status: Archived
Urgency: task finished
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Waiting for reply from Daniel Mossel 2a3ffa30cf0b80dd9591e35122693e25.md

Waiting for reply from Daniel Mossel


[Assistant]
# Watch — UNAPOLOGETIC - Resources and replays

Value: 01
Project: Bert.ForSale (../../../Projects/Bert%20ForSale%20164ffa30cf0b8073978ee2cdb6269ce7.md)
Impact: none
moving?: None
URL: https://programs.thebecoming.art/unapologetic-content
Edited: January 11, 2026 12:29 PM
Status: Backlog
Urgency: —None
My Day: No
Parent task: Master (https://www.notion.so/Master-2e5ffa30cf0b806ea665e9502fcd72ec?pvs=21)

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[Assistant]
# Water Supply

Value: Assign
Impact: none
moving?: None
Parent Task: Setup Table in Garage for Painting (https://www.notion.so/Setup-Table-in-Garage-for-Painting-241ffa30cf0b802ab398d30d69399602?pvs=21)
Edited: October 16, 2025 11:19 AM
Status: Archived
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Water Supply 241ffa30cf0b8026a511db080b5a64ee.md

Water Supply


[Assistant]
# Watercolor paintings like the ones in the bathroom.

Value: Assign
Project: Bert.ForSale (../../../Projects/Bert%20ForSale%20164ffa30cf0b8073978ee2cdb6269ce7.md)
Effort: ≤ 15 min_Quick
Impact: Fairly High
moving?: None
Edited: January 11, 2026 12:29 PM
Status: Backlog
Urgency: Soon
My Day: No
Parent task: Master (https://www.notion.so/Master-2e5ffa30cf0b806ea665e9502fcd72ec?pvs=21)

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Watercolor paintings like the ones in the bathroom 1d3ffa30cf0b80c3873ed7652fcb2432.md

Watercolor paintings like the ones in the bathroom.


[Assistant]
# Website

Value: Assign
Project: Bert.ForSale (../../../Projects/Bert%20ForSale%20164ffa30cf0b8073978ee2cdb6269ce7.md)
Effort: ≤ 15 min_Quick
Impact: Fairly High
moving?: None
Parent Task: Finish Branding Integration (https://www.notion.so/Finish-Branding-Integration-169ffa30cf0b8078b76def8397912c90?pvs=21)
Edited: January 8, 2026 7:32 PM
Status: Idea
Urgency: Flexible
My Day: No

Bert’s Brain in Notion/Databases & Components/Tasks/Website 169ffa30cf0b8049b4c4ced6ac07db02.md

Website