Meet Brandi Irwin, the woman who, according to the <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/fashion/this_woman_spends_year_on_her_hair_JT3VhetIX8vNjOzKGM4weM/0"><em>New York Post</em></a>, has an annual budget for hair extensions that's more than most people make in a year.

Let's break this down: she spends $10,000 three times a year to have the extensions put in, plus colour sessions at $300 a pop every six weeks and $65 twice-weekly blowouts.

All that to look like an '80s porn star.

OF COURSE her name is Brandi (with an "i"). Geez Brandi, don't you know that your Before looks better than your After?