Seriously, <strong>Beyoncé</strong>? You're wearing tinsel in your hair? Or are they silver beads attached to some kind of hairnet contraption? I had to zoom in real close in this photo, but I still can't tell. But I remain seriously disturbed.

Not to mention I'm also bothered by your eyebrows (too dark), hair colour (too blonde) and eyeshadow (not quite applied properly). What a shame, because you are, obviously, gorgeous. See? Even gorgeous people fail at beauty.

This is what happens when your mother is your stylist.