Some people dream of what it would be like if they could meet (or date) a celebrity.

I dream of what my hair would look like if I could have just one cut—JUST ONE!—with <a href="http://www.sallyhershberger.com/" target="_blank">Sally Hershberger</a>. (I know such perks are probably a given for New York editors, but it's a different ballgame up here. Sadly.)