Oh, Tori. I'm no hater but this girl just doesn't know how to work what she's got, you know? And this look is just TOO MUCH. Too tan, too blonde, too red-lip. It all makes her features look chiseled and hard, when what she really needs is to be softening things up as much as possible. And that uni-boob green dress doesn't do her any favours either. My favourite Tori (because I DO like Tori—who else can say they've actually read <a href="http://www.amazon.ca/sTORI-Telling-Tori-Spelling/dp/1416587004/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1239749417&amp;sr=1-1" target="_blank"><em>sTORI Telling</em></a>?) was during Season 1 and 2 of <em><a href="http://www.slice.ca/shows/showspage.aspx?Root_Title_ID=109958" target="_blank">Tori &amp; Dean: Inn Love</a></em>. (Photo evidence <a href="http://tvcocktail.ivillage.com/entertainment/archives/2007/05/tori-and-dean-are-inn.html" target="_blank">here</a>.) Longer, more natural-looking hair, waaaay less makeup and zero hint of faux tanner. I even liked the California-style T-shirts and sweats! (Possibly because they're my freelancer's uniform of choice these days.) Anyway—Tori, will you let me make you under?