Okay, so did I mention I've been sucked into watching <em><a href="http://www.mtv.com/shows/jersey_shore/series.jhtml" target="_blank">Jersey Shore</a></em>?

At first, it was all rather horrifying—the tanning, the nails, the lingerie-as-outerwear—but like a trainwreck, I couldn't turn away.

Now, it's doing something crazy to my brain. I'm at Season One, Episode Eight, and I'm starting to think that Ronnie is kind of cute... and that maybe JWoww's chunky highlights kind of work for her. What is happening to me?