Good morning, reader! See this haircut? Wait—correction: see these TWO haircuts? Yeah. In front, there's a nice, normal bob with a sideswept bang. Not the most stylish look in the world, but perfectly suitable... until you catch a glimpse of whatever the F is going on in back. Did she let her kids do this with a pair of those craft scissors?

Please, dear reader. I know I sound like I'm preaching from my lofty beauty tower here, but please promise me you'll NEVER get this haircut. I mean, sure, the lady has eight kids—but she also has a big reality show (<em><a href="http://tlc.discovery.com/tv/jon-and-kate/jon-and-kate.html" target="_blank">Jon and Kate Plus 8</a></em> on TLC, if you were wondering), so it can't be <em>that hard</em> to find a decent hairdresser....

Then again, Kate here doesn't think there's a problem with it, according to this quote (via <a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/51443/kate_gosselins_hair_reverse_mullet_or_trendsetting_style/" target="_blank">Celebitchy</a>, who have dubbed the style a "reverse mullet"):
<blockquote><em>Jon &amp; Kate Plus</em> 8 reality star Kate Gosselin bragged last week that her bizarre asymmetric long in front-spiky in the back hairstyle reflected her attitude and that “everyone wants it,” claiming her hairstylist “gets calls from across the country.”</blockquote>
Really, Kate? If that's true then my work here, spreading the beauty gospel, is needed WAY MORE than I thought.