Last year—inspired by Hadley Freeman's brilliant book <a onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/www.amazon.ca');" href="http://www.amazon.ca/Meaning-Sunglasses-Almost-Things-Fashionable/dp/0143114999/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1245598624&amp;sr=8-2" target="_blank"><em>The Meaning of Sunglasses: And a Guide to Almost  All Things Fashionable</em></a>—I wrote about <a href="http://beautyeditor.ca/2009/06/24/quote-the-beauty-therapists-banter/">Beauty Therapist Judgement</a>. You know: it's the well-meaning but mildly insulting evaluation of your skin, feet, nails, hair or whatever body part your beauty professional is treating—usually accompanied by some stupidly obvious advice about what you SHOULD be doing, such as drinking more water or using foot cream.