Hilarious! Glad you're having fun with the lipsticks! Not sure if you saw this post but a few new options here you might like (sorry to be an enabler!!): http://beautyeditor.ca/2011/01/19/can-we-talk-about-lipstick-again-because-there-are-some-new-ones%E2%80%94and-balms-and-stains-and-liners-too%E2%80%94that-deserve-your-attention/