<p style="text-align: left;">Oh, <em>Cosmo</em>. You kill me. Here's some VERY BAD beauty advice they're dispensing in their October issue. This little gem was sent to me courtesy of the lovely Jill (beauty editor at <em>Glow</em>).</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://beautyeditor.ca/wp-content/uploads/cosmospread0921091.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7717" title="cosmospread092109" src="http://beautyeditor.ca/wp-content/uploads/cosmospread0921091.jpg" alt="" width="560" height="388" /></a></p>
Click on <a href="http://cache-foo-08.gawkerassets.com/gawker/assets/images/39/2009/09/cosmospread092109.jpg" target="_blank">this link</a> to enlarge the image. And please tell me you'll never do this. I can't think of anything a guy would love LESS than a gross old thong as a hair tie.

The editors must be laughing their asses off when they print this stuff, no? There really are no words.